1. Where would u prefer to eat your ice-cream: in the parlour itself, in front of a soppy movie, or on someone?
(In the parlour itself on someone..8p)

2. You have a choice to be famous in Anything, but you WILL end up in jail to take the fall for someone. What would your short-lived dream be?
(An heiress. I’ll still be one when I get out of jail. Ha ha.)

3. You’ve decided on a 2-minute relaxing daydream before you hit your Huge stack of work. What is it about?
(Why sex, of course. With 2 different ppl of the same sex! And 2 dogs.
Just kidding)

4. The song of your life. Name it.
(The Killers-Mr.Bright Side)

5. Is the glass half empty or half full?
(Both)

6. You’ve taken control of a birth control ( he he ) company. Its name is BabiesRabiesBurdenShmurden. Do you change it? If yes, to what?
(I DON’T change it)

7. This food works for you when you’re happy, sad, confused, etc…Your universal food for whatever mood you’re in. Name it.
(Nuts and fruits à good healthy foods à good healthy mind)

8. Someone bumps into you at a crowded place and u realize it’s your ex, he/she tells you she/he is playin for the other side now. Do you feel responsible?
(Not at all, I Did break up with him, it was no wonder the sex was so bad anyway)

9. Chocolate chip, macadamia or oatmeal cookies?
(Macadamia)

10. You’re in a boxing match, Tyson’s at his best. The lights go out, crowd goes silent, u suddenly feel something in your lap ( last time it was an ear, this feels like a nose) Do you say…anything? 8)
(Uh yea I do..author of This questionnaireà weird! DIng DIng DIng.)

11. For your birthday, you’ve been given a voucher of which you’re to receive a year’s supply of scented toilet paper. What is your scent of choice?
(Ocean Breeze, to fulfill half my fantasy of taking a shit in the sea)

12. You’ve been given an extra brain as part of an experiment. What do you use it on?
(To be a blonde. I’d like to be the first blonde with 2 brains)

13. When you die, which organ would you gladly donate and wouldn’t really miss in Heaven? ( Assuming you’re ending up there)
(Well, I’d be needing my eyes. I won’t miss my heart I suppose. Never really quite sure it was there) awww!

14. You believe in the after-life ( for this question ). You’ve only got 3 choices of what you can become in a Quiz of The After-Life. A cripple, a rabid dog, or a cockroach?
(A crippled rabid cockroach. So I can fly around since I can’t walk and bite ppl I don’t like.. Mwahaha)

15. Time of day preferable to you. 11 AM or 11 PM?
*hoots*

16. If you had to have one chronic illness that would be the sole reason of your demise, what would it be?
(uh, drug overdosis?)

17. Who deserves more respect, a schizophrenic who thinks demons are after him and he’s fighting them every day or a schizophrenic who believes there’s a New World and only special people like him are allowed to step into that realm?
(All schizophrenics deserve respect. Everyone deserves to go a little crazy and branch out now n then.)

18. Exhilaration is: The top of a mountain staring down at your minions, Totally high on some illegal substance, Cramming and getting an A…plus/or a promotion(?), Speeding down the highway in a Harley, Clipping an aneurysm. PICK 2.
(Clipping aneurysm, staring down at my minions)

19. You are ‘most likely’ to kill someone because he/she………
(wanted to kill me first. There’s no room for ppl in the world who want bad things for me. Let’s play God in this instance)

20. Think of your favourite actor/actress. She/he offers to sleep with you but has this freaky collection of fingers of ppl he/she has slept with. This very famous person requests for your left thumb to bed you. Yes/No? 8))
(well…I Do write with my Right hand….;) and it Is Angelina Jolie. She’s gonna cheat on Brad with me. Fuck you brad I’ll get Jennifer too..